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Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Emeralds Found:	6332
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3968	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5412	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8960	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

$525 million, Accommodation, Acquisition, budget hotels, business deal, corporate news, Economy, Expansion, Growth strategy, hospitality industry, Indian hotel operator, international business, Investment, lodging, market trend, Motel 6, Motel6, oyo, OyoCraft, real estate, TAKEOVER, transaction, travel accommodations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

EnderHQ

Bedwars, city, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3058
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to EnderHQ!

Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

play.enderhq.com

TorrusWerkbank

Adventure, building, Community, cooperative play, Dynmap, Exploration, Interactive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, real-time tracking, Relaxed, respectful environment, shaping server, Simpletpa, solo play, Survival, survival mode, survival server, Teleportation, TorrusWerkbank, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4911	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

Features:

Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

Join us and experience exciting adventures!

We look forward to seeing you!

TorrusWerkbank.ddns.net

Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

+18, apply, blocks, commands, Community, Discord, Donation perks, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Infinity, Isles, Join, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Prizes, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Server, Square, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	6223	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Restriction	18+
Server Started	March 25th
Server Location	East US Coast
World Border	10k

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

Q: How can I contribute to the server?

A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dimension Hops:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby feeding, baby sleep, breastfeeding challenges, emergency feeding, extended breastfeeding, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, feeding preferences, feeding schedule, formula feeding, FormulaCraft, giving formula, infant care, infant hunger, infant nutrition, infant soothing, Minecraft, Niece, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	3054
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

MakeupMayhemCraft

Bridesmaid, daily makeup, Essence, eyeshadow, friendship, makeup artist, Makeup Bag, makeup collection, makeup cost, makeup formulas, MakeupMayhemCraft, matte face, neutral lipstick, New makeup, nyx, old makeup, professional makeup, Sephora, shiny lid, Venmo request, Wedding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	137	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	5172
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

addiction, Boundaries, codependency, Enabling, enabling behavior, enabling behavior consequences, enabling behavior patterns, enabling behavior recovery, enabling behavior signs, enabling family members, enabling friends, enabling loved ones, enabling vs supporting, EnablingEnderman, healthy boundaries, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, smp, Support, tough love

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Votes:	9185
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.