On our server, we promise to provide you with the same level of neglect and mistreatment that this poor OP’s pets received. We’ll lock you in a virtual room with no food or water, and see if you can survive like a true Minecraft warrior.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re feeling extra rebellious, you can even tell our virtual father figure that if he can’t take care of himself, he should be “put down” (not get the help he needs). It’s a wild world out there, folks.

So come join our server and experience a level of insanity that will make you question your own sanity. And hey, at least you won’t have to deal with animal feces in your bed…hopefully.