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ThirdPlaceHeroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a legendary team that will somehow manage to get 3rd place in their group…but wait, there’s more! In a twist of fate, they will end up winning the Euros in the end because why not? Join us for a rollercoaster of soccer-themed adventures and unexpected victories! Who knew Minecraft could be so unpredictable and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

SeatSaverShowdown

aita, ANNOYED, Clapping, commners, Confrontation, death look, Event, Friends, Giggling, instrumental music, Intimidating, loud comments, quiet setting, revenge act, SEATS, SeatSaverShowdown, self-validation, stared down, whispering, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner badass? Look no further! Join our server for epic revenge stories like never before.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a group of noisy players start disrupting your peace. But fear not, for on our server, you can channel your inner death stare and intimidate them into silence. Just like how our player stared down a group of loud women at a music event until they couldn’t handle it anymore and left in a fit of rage.

Join now for a server where you can assert your dominance and show those who dare disturb your Minecraft tranquility who’s boss. And hey, if you need some self-validation for your actions, our community will have your back. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft revenge master!

PantsPullerCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Animals Bred:	74	Players Killed by Monsters:	508
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

join our epic minecraft server where pants stay up all on their own cuz gravity is like, so last season. we got magical pants that hug your waist tighter than a clingy ex.

one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.

also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.

so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness

Project Saturn Minecraft server

Death Chests, Economy, Free donation, killer beacons, Minecraft, Mystical chests, Project Saturn, Resources, Spheres, talismans

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Mystical chests, death chests, killer beacons!

Different talismans, spheres, resources, cool economy!

FREE DONATION!!!

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Launching Tonight! Join the Minelanders for a wild ride of survival, clans, stones, and shops! 1.20.6!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Server Name	The ‘Minelanders
Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.20.6 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

Launched TONIGHT at 8PM EDT! The server offers a 6th Summer Server Edition with a community built spawn in a Gnomish Town. Players can engage in political and strategic Minecraft gameplay, building designs, griefing, PvP, forming clans, and more. Join the server to explore the active community and start playing!

Features:

Plot protection available in different sizes
Player shop chests for selling items
Clans system for teaming up
Limited map size with an expanded Nether
Donations welcome with no in-game advantages

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing allowed, Lavacasting not allowed
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

FAQ:

Are there in-game purchases that give players an advantage?

No, donations to the server do not provide in-game advantages.

Can I protect my builds on the server?

Yes, plot protection is available for in-game currency in four different sizes.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed but Lavacasting is not permitted.

How can I sell items to other players?

Player shop chests are available for selling items to other players on the server.

Are there any restrictions on building on the server?

Players are encouraged to build within the plot protection boundaries and follow the server rules to maintain a positive community.

RightCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that epic prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Remember, he was right though – this server is where the real fun begins!

HedgeCraft Minecraft Server: Where even Endermen can’t resist buying up all the houses!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of living in a boring old house on a regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, hedge funds are buying up houses left and right! Why, you ask? Because they’re tired of living in their mansions made of diamonds and gold, of course! So come join us and experience the thrill of having your house bought out from under you by a group of greedy investors. It’s like playing Monopoly, but with creepers and zombies instead of thimbles and top hats. Who knew capitalism could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

LipSyncBoobSassCraft

Afro Colombian, Argument, artist, bully, Communication, Confrontation, drawings, fake boobs, fake lips, friend group, insecure, irish, LipSyncBoobSassCraft, mean girl, Pool, Problems, red hair, Rude, sense of humor, shade

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, enemies, and shade-throwing like never before.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll have the chance to confront your virtual enemies just like our player did in real life. Take a dip in the pool and watch out for those sneaky comments about your hair color – who knows, you might even find a talented artist to defend your honor!

Join us now and show off your witty comebacks and epic clapbacks in the chat. And remember, on our server, the drama never stops – just like the endless possibilities in Minecraft!

MurderCraft Server: ClassmateChronicles

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Votes:	2179
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181

Remember that kid in school who always seemed a little too obsessed with building elaborate structures out of Legos? Well, imagine if that kid grew up to be a Minecraft mastermind on our server! Join us for a chance to witness their insane building skills and maybe even uncover some hidden secrets in their creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was banned for griefing. Some say they can still be seen wandering the virtual landscapes, causing chaos and confusion for unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly griefer and put an end to their reign of terror?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to finding the rarest materials in the game. They have uncovered hidden treasures, discovered ancient ruins, and even tamed wild Ender Dragons. Will you be the next member to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the thrills, chills, and epic adventures that await you. Just remember to watch your back and never trust a player who offers you a diamond sword for free. Trust us, it’s never worth it.

CraftyPenisDraws

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Animals Bred:	86	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward questions like that again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life drama. Plus, we have a secret area where you can build a giant statue of your…um, member. It’s a great way to show off your…creativity. So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind!