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Bug Slayer, Reptile Wrangler, Spider Catcher – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, Arachnophobia, bug, bugs, catch and release, Catcher, cognitive dissonance, compassion, conservation, entomology, Environment, ethical dilemma, fear, humane treatment, insects, Ladybugs, Minecraft, Pest Control, Phobia, Reptile, reptiles, slayer, smp, spider, Spiders, wildlife, Wrangler

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Crops Grown:	6632	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the bugs are bigger than the players! We’ve got ladybugs the size of houses, spiders that can talk, and reptiles that throw parties in the jungle. Why do we kill bugs on sight? Because they drop rare loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! But don’t worry, we catch and release the reptiles and spiders because they’re our allies in the battle against the giant ladybugs. So come join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to survive and have fun!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

cheerful, classic, comfort, easy watch, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, Good Mood, Happy, Heartwarming, Joyful, light-hearted, mood booster, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, pick me up, Positive, Relaxation, stress relief, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2613	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Animals Bred:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3883	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	2765	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of living, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCashCow, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, inflationary prices, Luxury items, Minecraft, out of reach, Overpriced, price hikes, price increases, price tags, PRICEY., Server, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

Advancements, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assessment, Classroom, Digital, education, Exam, Exams, Future, handwriting, in person, innovation, learning, Paper, paperless, pen, Pen and Paper, PIXEL, progress, Technology, Traditional, traditional methods, written exams

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

business ethics, consumer dissatisfaction, Content Creation, corporate culture, creative process, criticism, customer expectations, feedback loop, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, industry standards, market trends, Media consumption, Minecraft, production issues, publisher practices, Publishers, Quality Control, Server, video games, Western, western publishers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!