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WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6818
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	76

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	59	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	79
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3107	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮