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  • Blood Pressure Buddy

    Blood Pressure Buddy
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6915
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ores Mined: 5740 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

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    so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

    no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

    so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7503
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 5041
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft ServersJoe Bart Games is an independent game developer known for creating innovative and captivating video games. With a passion for storytelling and immersive gameplay experiences, Joe Bart Games has garnered a loyal following of gamers who appreciate their unique and fresh approach to game design. Their diverse portfolio showcases a range of genres, from action-adventure to puzzle games, all infused with their distinctive artistic style and attention to detail. Joe Bart Games continues to push the boundaries of game development, delivering high-quality entertainment that resonates with players worldwide.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftopiaNetwork

    CraftopiaNetwork
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1650
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

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    CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

    play.craftopianetwork.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bright Beyond

    Bright Beyond
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8276
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

    eternalsmp.secure.pebble.host

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

    Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5815
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 78 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

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    Welcome to Warped SMP

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

    Important Links

    Discord Invite Join Here
    Instagram Account Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

    Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9454
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Runes Activated: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

    Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 6652
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

    With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMorningMadness

    CraftyMorningMadness
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6839
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

    But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

    Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

    PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9704
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Villages Defended: 7 Animals Bred: 61
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

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    Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

    Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

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  • OutcastUncle69420

    OutcastUncle69420
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7960
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2651 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

    Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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