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SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Void Gems Collected:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1210

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Love Letters Sent:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Potions Brewed:	140
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ores Mined:	7228
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	712721
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

4koma, assault, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBanter, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Holdingthebag, hot spring, indoors, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, Manga, Mission, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, set, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, task, Torment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	546804
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	2279
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3472
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!