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Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1265	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6276	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9393	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	5156
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	225	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!