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HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Void Gems Collected:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	754593	Star Shards Collected:	198
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Items Found:	1485	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	978094	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Towns Built:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1834	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	4992	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!