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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9193 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
