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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ExHubBFFs Minecraft Server

aita, Bonding, Boundaries, close friends, Communication, COMPLICATED, Connection, discomfort, Divorce, ExHubBFFs, family, friendship, long term, loyalty, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, Siblings, Support, Tension, Understanding, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring family drama and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any awkwardness!

Imagine a world where your sister’s ex-husband is not just your best friend, but also your in-game ally, helping you conquer dungeons and build epic structures. Who needs family drama when you have a trusty companion like him by your side?

Forget about real-life tension and dive into a virtual world where the only thing that matters is having fun. Our server is the perfect place to make new friends, embark on crazy adventures, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft

Accomplishments.., Boundaries, college dropout, Communication, Daughters, Decision making, family, fast food job, financial struggles, high school, Honesty, judgment, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Role Model, single mother, SisNotRoleModel, sister, Support, VALUES

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
New Chunks Explored:	304086	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SalarySplurge, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Emeralds Found:	7554
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

Allure, aroma, attraction, attractive, BIZARRE, Curiosity, fascination, Intriguing, odd, odd scent, oddly, olfactory, peculiar, scent, Sensory, SmellCraft, strange, strange fascination, unique aroma, UNUSUAL, unusual attraction, weird smell

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dimension Hops:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

CraftyThaksins, DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, female leader, female politician, Government, leadership, leadership transition, new leader, political dynasty, political news, Political power, political succession, Politics, Server, Succession, Thai politics, Thai premier, thailand, Thaksin, Thaksin Shinawatra

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Items Found:	1126
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Potions Brewed:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	9205
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!