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  • MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

    MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4087
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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  • Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

    Marigold Madness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1399
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Star Shards Collected: 59
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.

    Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BratBuster’s Block Party

    BratBuster’s Block Party
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8431
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ores Mined: 1975
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

    Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

    Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

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  • TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

    TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3749
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

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  • BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

    BloodCraft: Skin Stainz
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5909
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

    And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

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  • NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

    NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4342
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4716 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

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  • BleachCraft Minecraft Server

    BleachCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4580
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 870128 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 5544
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4425
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

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  • CraftyInspo

    CraftyInspo
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9622
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

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  • MissileFailCraft

    MissileFailCraft
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 738
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Dimension Hops: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

    join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

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