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| Server Type | Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy |
|---|---|
| Supported Platforms | Java & Bedrock |
| Java Versions | 1.7 to latest |
Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds. |
| Are there any custom plugins on the server? | Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players. |
| Can players use cheats or hacks on the server? | No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban. |
| Is PvP enabled on the server? | PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds. |
Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.
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