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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5063 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.