| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2630 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Ores Mined: | 2536 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4839 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1684 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 434 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7533 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 247 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1993 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6131 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3951 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8507 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5175 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
