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GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	58
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Votes:	9985	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	8824	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	201
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8260	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	7028
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	967766
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1172
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ores Mined:	9993
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!