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Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Votes:	4926	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	3178
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	8590
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!