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PhaseCrazeCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	922	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Emeralds Found:	8847
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5336
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3452	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoTrespassingZone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

CraftyHacksMC

advice, clever tips, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, innovative ideas, life hack, life improvement, Life skills, organization, practical, problem solving, productivity, smart solutions, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, useful hacks

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dimension Hops:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

BlockBusterJoy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	7714
Star Shards Collected:	130	Farms Harvested:	576
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?