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PiggyPocalypse Minecraft Server

agricultural pests, agriculture damage, animal control, crop destruction, environmental impact, feral hogs, hog hunting, hunting, hunting regulations, invasive species, Minecraft, nuisance animals, Pest Control, pig problem, PiggyPocalypse, population control, rural areas, Server, Wild Boar, Wild pigs, wildlife conservation, wildlife damage, wildlife management

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Join our Minecraft server and help us fend off the evil crop-destroying creatures that roam our land! These pesky creatures are always causing chaos and wreaking havoc on our farms. But fear not, with your help, we can protect our precious crops and live in peace once again. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough of these creatures, you’ll unlock a special crop-protecting superpower that will make you the ultimate guardian of the harvest. So come join us and embark on this epic quest to save our crops and become a true hero in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyFibs Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, CraftyFibs, current events, Deception, Ethics, falsehood, hidden agendas, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern society, moral philosophy, noble lie, philosophy, Plato, Politics, power dynamics, Propaganda, Server, social constructs, society, Truth

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1002	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and embark on quests like no other, such as hunting down a rare breed of rainbow-colored creepers or rescuing a group of lost villagers who have mistaken you for their king.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the noble lie of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon who just wants to be friends.

GardenGrief Minecraft Server

bee allergy, BEES, Communication, compromise, disagreement, EpiPen, garden, GardenGrief, household chores, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, mowing, native plants, perspective, pollinator garden, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Server, social media, Summer, weeds, Yardwork, zucchinis

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Divine Spears Created:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!

ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama

4th of july, American Flag, anxiety, Apology, bean bags, Black, confederate flag, ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama, cornhole, Empathy, family, History, KKK, misunderstanding, Notre Dame, Party, racism, Rich, suburb, UNCOMFORTABLE, White

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the Confederate flag bean bags and drama of real life. Our server is so diverse, even the creepers come in all colors of the rainbow!

Join now and experience the thrill of running away from awkward family gatherings, just like the time you and your boyfriend made a dramatic exit from that 4th of July party. Who needs fireworks when you have explosive arguments with your mom about bean bags?

Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!

So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.

AlmostNamedMC Server

almost chosen, almost named, almost named after, almost named you, AlmostNamedMC, alternate names, baby names, childhood names, close calls, family traditions, name alternatives, name selection, naming choices, naming process, naming regrets, naming struggles, naming traditions, near misses, parental choices, parental decisions, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	3279	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Crafty2000sFunLand

aim, Crafty2000sFunLand, dial-up internet, early 2000s, fashion trends, flip phones, life in the 2000s, Memories, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, older millennials, pop culture, reality tv, reddit, social media, Technology, trends, tv shows, video games, y2k

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5397	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of reminiscing about the good ol’ days of the 2000s on Reddit? Why not relive those glory days in our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of dial-up internet, flip phones, and low-rise jeans all over again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground rave club where players can dance the night away to hits from the early 2000s like “Oops!… I Did It Again” by Britney Spears and “Hey Ya!” by OutKast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden time machine that will transport you back to the 2000s for real! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999… or 2005, whichever you prefer!

HugCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, HugCraft, Hugging, India, international relations, leaders meeting, Meeting, Minecraft, modi, Politics, putin, Server, summit, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Towns Built:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the players are so crazy that even Zelenskyy and Modi are getting in on the action? Yeah, that’s right, these world leaders are duking it out in the virtual world because they can’t handle the intensity of our server!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and the chance to witness world leaders throwing down in a pixelated world. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even catch Zelenskyy calling Modi a “huge disappointment” for hugging Putin in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows with these world leaders involved)!

HeartBleedsCraft

compassion, Conflict Resolution, dialogue, diplomatic conversation, Empathy, Global Issues, heart bleeds, HeartBleedsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, innocent children, international relations, Killed, modi, Peace, political leaders, putin, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War, world leaders

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
New Chunks Explored:	806921	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. like, modi and putin were playin on here and they were like, “yo, this server is lit, we gotta tell everyone.” and then they were all like, “our hearts bleed for the innocent children killed by those evil griefers.” so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world from evil chickens, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, destiny calling your name, bro.

FameCraft: ReincarnateCelebs

Actresses, AI advancements, Artificial Intelligence, Celebrities, digital transformation, entertainment industry, ethical implications, faces, facial recognition, Famecraft, film industry, Future, Hollywood, innovation, MONEY, Popularity, recycling, ReincarnateCelebs, superstar actors, Technology, voice cloning, VOICES

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

yo, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can rap like eminem and chickens that lay golden eggs. plus, our cows can break dance better than michael jackson.

we also got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties with disco balls made of diamonds and music that makes your ears bleed rainbows.

oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlanktonPlasticEatersMC

#sustainability, ambient temperature, biodegradation, demonstration, eco-friendly, Environmental Science, innovative technology, ISPRA laboratories, Italian laboratory, marine environment, marine life, metabolism, microorganisms, PLANKTON, PlanktonPlasticEatersMC, Plastics, Pollution, Rearing, recycling, research, waste management

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the plankton actually EATS the plastic in the ocean? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret Italian laboratory where they breed super-powered plankton that can chomp down on plastic like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing all the plastic disappear before your very eyes, thanks to our amazing plankton pals. And get this, they do it all at room temperature! No need for fancy equipment or crazy science experiments, just good old-fashioned plankton power.

So come join our server and witness the magic of plastic-eating plankton for yourself. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this wild and wacky adventure? Join now and help save the ocean, one plastic snack at a time!