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CreeperConfess

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Animals Bred:	126	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	9137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the most embarrassing moments are celebrated like national holidays.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up, sending your items flying everywhere. But instead of feeling embarrassed, you’ll be cheered on by the entire server for your epic fail.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit a pig with your sword instead of a zombie? Don’t worry, on our server, that pig will become a legendary hero and lead the charge against the undead hordes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your most embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph, join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride!

FlightOfFoolsCraft

#authorities, Airplane, arrest, border, Capture, cartel leader, crime syndicate, drug cartel, drug trafficking, el chapo, extradition, Flight, FlightOfFoolsCraft, Guzman Lopez, leader capture, mexico, Properties, Son, Trick, US, Zambada

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8059
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there!

ExhaustedCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

MagicLand SMP v1

Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

195.200.15.15:28011

Thrilland

Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

mc.thrilland.es

Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

Adults, BUILD, Discord, Farms, Forgot, Game, Gamers, Hardware, HILL, Join, Means, Message, Minecraft, mods…sigh, Older, Players, respectful, Server, skill levels, smp, Technical, Vanilla, welcomed

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

KweenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, black kween, black womanly excellence, CONVINCING, election, equality, exemplar, family, KweenCraft, MAGNIFICENT, Minecraft, neighbors, president, Real white men, Remaking Manhood, Server, social justice, Status, upcoming election, Vote, white friends, Worship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

CreeperCatastrophe: DateNightDisaster

Alone Time, anger, children, Communication, compromise, CreeperCatastrophe, date night ruined, DateNightDisaster, Disappointment, family time, Frustration, Marriage, movie night, passive aggressive, Planning, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Resentment, ruined date night, second place, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SongOfMySMPDemise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	204	Divine Spears Created:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where instead of a last meal, you are given a last song to jam out to before meeting your demise! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of choosing the ultimate banger to go out on. Will you serenade your enemies with “Baby Shark” or go out in style with some hardcore death metal? The choice is yours, but beware, your song choice may have unexpected consequences in the game. So come on down and join us for a musical adventure like no other!