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LastCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh while building epic creations? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with Justin Bieber songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying in on jetpacks, ready to join the party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on epic quests to find the fabled diamond-encrusted booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your last sexual experience on Earth…in block form, of course!

ExBlock Drama: Exes & Boundaries

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Drama, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, ex-partner, ExBlock, Exes, healthy relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, open communication, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of love triangles! Our virtual world is the perfect place to build a new life free from ex drama. Plus, our players are so obsessed with building epic structures that they won’t even have time to think about their exes. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

BambooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	8260
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have buoys set up all over the place like we’re playing some crazy game of battleship but in real life. Japan is like “woah China, what are you doing with all these buoys on our continental shelf?” and China is just like “lol we’re just trying to make the ocean more colorful, come join us and see for yourself!” But seriously, who needs boring old politics when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the buoy-tiful adventure!

PatriotCraft: Ukraine’s Defense Squad

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot air defense systems than ukraine! we got them from germany cuz they know we need to protect our precious blocky creations from creepers and zombies. our envoy will personally welcome you to the server and show you how to build the most epic bases and fight off the most epic mobs. join now and be part of the most epic defense system in minecraft history!

PixelPleasure

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, man!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that spit out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give you advice on how to build the sickest castle ever.

And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing your favorite jam. It’s like a rave in the mines, dude!

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility), then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

EcoCraft: Save the Planet & Mine for Fun!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

so liek, u know how companies rly care bout da environment n stuff? well dis server is all bout dat too! u can join n help save da planet while u play minecraft, how cool is dat?

imagine u rly into building stuff in minecraft, well dis server is all bout building green n sustainable things. u can make windmills, solar panels, n even compost bins to help reduce ur carbon footprint in da game. it’s like ur own lil eco-friendly paradise!

plus, if u join dis server, u can show off to all ur friends how environmentally conscious u r. they’ll be like “wow, u rly care bout da planet, u must be so cool” n u can be like “yeah, i play on dis server dat helps save da world, nbd”

so come join us on dis server n be da change u wanna see in da minecraft world. together, we can make a difference n show everyone how awesome it is to care bout da environment, one block at a time.

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a virtual world that will make you question reality! Our server is so massive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to the largest city in China. But don’t be surprised if you come across a bunch of black-colored blocks that make you feel like you’re in Africa – our world is full of surprises!

Join us for the chance to build your own empire, conquer epic dungeons, and even discover secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions (yes, we’re talking about Minecraft Narnia). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of diamond-armored llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

DepressoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because depresso is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. But here’s the twist – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get ready to dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama? If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – candy mountains, candy trees, even candy creepers! Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might end up in a sugar coma.

So what are you waiting for? Join depresso today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you eat too much candy, that is).

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	3218	Animals Bred:	123
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my little sister’s boyfriend ‘Eric’? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to stand up to douchebags like Eric and defend your loved ones in epic virtual battles!

Imagine a world where you can yell “fuck you” at annoying players without getting in trouble! Take a stand against disrespectful comments and show them who’s boss in a family-friendly environment (well, maybe not Eric-friendly)!

With crazy adventures and unexpected drama unfolding at every turn, this server is perfect for those who want to protect their siblings and put bullies in their place. Join now and show the world that being an overprotective older brother is actually a superpower in disguise!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Animals Bred:	66
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Have you ever wanted to embark on a wild adventure without spending a single diamond? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a journey filled with more twists and turns than a creeper on roller skates.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to log off for three days straight! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they rule the server with an iron fist (literally, they have a diamond sword).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this pixelated paradise!