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Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5356
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crops Grown:	6606	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	142
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Items Found:	4128
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7443

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

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💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	776735

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bridal drama, BridalDramaCraft, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dress mishap, dress selection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, logistical nightmare, maid of honor, Minecraft, misunderstandings, outsider perspectives, Server, vendor selection, venue selection, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!