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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8581 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Magic Items Found: | 5400 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
