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CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	240
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ores Mined:	3195	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
New Chunks Explored:	11518	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!

PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

Access, chronic disease management, community support, coupling, food insecurity, food pantry, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthy, holistic care, Keeping, nutrition, PantryCraft, patient support, Players, preventative care, primary care, public health, social determinants of health, social services, stabilize, wellness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5622

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!