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Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

big nose, children, Conspiracy, criminal mastermind, distant island, Evil, HIDEOUT, hiding something, influent, island life, Kidnapper, king pig, Minecraft, Minions, Rich, rovio, secret, serfs, Server, Sinister, suspicious behavior, twisted plot, Villain, Wealthy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	950	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	5931	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Weird Food Dream Minecraft Server

angry pizzaiolo, banned from pizzeria, BATS, big nose, dream, Dreamland, erratic, Food, happy food dance, heavy italian accent, italian chef, LASAGNA, Mama Mia, minced meat, Minecraft, mustache, Nephews, Outrageous, pepperoni pizza, pesto sauce, PIZZERIA, Server, stereotypical, weird, weird food dream

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old pizza and lasagna? Do you want to experience the ultimate food fusion like never before? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can create your own outrageous dishes like the legendary pepperoni pizsagna! Our Italian chef will be there to guide you through the process, but be warned, he’s a bit eccentric and may ban you if you don’t impress him with your culinary skills.

Join now and embark on a food-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter the chef’s nephews with bats ready to defend their family’s honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your taste buds run wild in the craziest pizzeria Minecraft server ever! Mama mia, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

app, banter, big nose, blocky, chinese girls, Communication, creeper, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, curly hair, DATING, EMOJIS, Enderman, ethnicity, flirtation, International, Jewish, language exchange, language learning, lines, Messaging, misconceptions, Multiculturalism, norm, online dating, pickup, relationships, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Mom Broke My Leg Minecraft Server

accident, Blame, BROKE, broken bones, emotional pain, Fall, family, forgiveness, grudge, healing, injury, leg, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, mom, parents, physical pain, Recovery, Resentment, Server, step dad, Support, TACKLE, Trauma, weak bones

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of blaming your weak bones for all your injuries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustration by building a fortress so strong, not even your stepdad’s tackles can break it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden in the game that can give you unbreakable bones – perfect for those intense PVP battles. So come on, join us and show your stepdad who’s boss in the virtual world!

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	8282
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7173
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

Blockcrafters, Career Advice, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, interview red flags to avoid, Interview Tips, interview warning signs, Interviewing, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview red flags, job interview red flags to watch out for, job interview tips, Job Search, red flag, red flag behaviors, red flag interview questions, red flags during a job interview, red flags in interviews, red flags in job interviews, red flags to watch out for, steve, warning signs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

SurvivorSMP.net

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	727
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	9536
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!