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Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

Biden administration, Biden memes, Biden presidency, Crashing, democratic party, HARD, humor, joe biden, kamala, Kamala Biden dynamic, Kamala crashing, Kamala drop, kamala harris, Kamala Harris memes, Kamala jokes, Mamala sisters, Minecraft, political commentary, political humor, political memes, Political satire, Presidential election, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CraftyBFFvsBaeHide

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, coping mechanisms, CraftyBFFvsBaeHide, Emotional support, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, loyalty, personal space, Respect, self-care, sexual assault, support system, Trauma, Trust, VIOLATION

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	517110
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when M showed up uninvited to our player’s birthday party. Who needs cake when you have drama and betrayal, am I right?

But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space where you can always say no to unwanted advances. Unless, of course, you need a little excitement in your virtual life – then all bets are off!

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

SongCraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song, classic song, favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite music, favorite song, memorable song, Music, music enthusiast, music lover, music nostalgia, music recommendation, smp, song lover, song of all time, Song recommendation, SongCraft, timeless song, top hit, TOP SONG, ultimate song

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3810	Farms Harvested:	208
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mines Excavated:	2133	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4632	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5214	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	1899
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.