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BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	3163	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

disruptor., Elon, elon musk, Engineering, entrepreneur, futuristic, game changer, GENIUS, hypothetical invention, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical technology, innovation, inventor, Mind Blowing, Musk, revolutionary, science fiction, Space Travel, Technology, Teleportation, transformative, Visionary

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, 274432, 60252383, 960365803980678039517181, Account.., banner, Boxpvp, description, GIF, KHOUGHT, Lazy, LET’S MAKE A MATCH, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	245	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Items Found:	2382	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchantments Applied:	276	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6441	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Zombie Dances:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!