Trump’s SMP Takeover: Minecraft Madness with JD Vance

anti-Vance narrative, Ballots, betting markets, campaign spending, chaos play, core base, Deadlines, democrats, election outcome, independent voters, insurance policy, JD Vance, kamala, madness, media attacks, Minecraft, negative press, pence, Plan, presidential nominee, smp, TAKEOVER, Timeline, trump, Trump energy, Trumps, Vance, VP pick, Walz

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the VP pick is the key to winning the game!

Forget about building epic structures and fighting mobs, the real challenge is navigating the political landscape of our server. JD Vance is the insurance policy for Trump, but watch out for Pence, Kamala, and even Walz – they’re all playing the game too.

The media attacks on Vance are just a diversion tactic to throw off Trump, but who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? Will Trump dump Vance and send the server into chaos? Only time will tell.

Join now and experience the thrill of political intrigue, backstabbing, and maybe even a little diamond stealing on the side. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for a wild ride, come on in!

Server26: Home of the Small, No-Teleport, Grief-Preventing, Elderly, LGBTQ-Friendly, Non-Resetting, Discord-loving Players since 2015!

Armorstands, bone blocks, Craftable Enchanted Golden Apples, diamonds, Discordloving, Elderly, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Ghasts, Glazed Terracotta, GriefPreventing, harbor, home, Intel i9-9900k, Lgbtqfriendly, minecraft server, NonResetting, Noteleport, Paper, Player Trading, Players, Public farms, Server26, silent mobs, Small, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Villager-like Trades

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3678
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Dragons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible (for a public server). The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. That means many features from other plugins are absent by design and won’t be added. There are two ranks “new” and “player”, they do not give any benefits. You cannot buy “power” for real money here and we have no adminshops. Everything on the map was built and farmed in survival.
Server IP: play.server26.net
Map: https://map.server26.net/
Discord: https://server26.net/discord

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FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players 18 years or older?	Yes, the server is meant for players who are 18 years old or older. Please ensure you meet the age requirement before joining.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server primarily uses GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. It aims to keep the Vanilla survival experience as unaltered as possible.
Are there any warps or teleport commands?	No, the server does not have warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands. Players have to travel by foot, fly with Elytra, or set up infrastructure for faster travel.

RevelationRage Minecraft Server

#revelation, Appearance, biblical, controversial, debate, Decrease, FAITH, INCREASE, Interpretation, Jesus, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Prostitutes, Redemption, Religious, RevelationRage, salvation, scripture, Server, Sin, Standards, theology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	648
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8013	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning bush? Well, look no further because our server is where the real miracles happen! We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that deep theological question, but we can promise you a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than Moses parting the Red Sea.

Join our server and watch as Jesus himself pops in to increase the number of prostitutes – because who doesn’t love a good party?! With more hookers than a fishing boat, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and maybe even save some souls along the way. Who needs manna from heaven when you’ve got a killer community and endless possibilities on our server? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, consent, degradation, degrading, Dominant, Humiliation, Intimacy, long term, mental health, Minecraft, pet, relationship, Respect, role-play, Self Respect, Server, sexual, submissive, Trust, Wife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with endless possibilities and questionable decisions! Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild, just like this player who enjoys degrading things sexually in the game.

But don’t worry, we also have players who love being degraded, so you’ll fit right in! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your unique interests and can join you in your questionable adventures.

Just remember, in our world, anything goes – from building giant phallic structures to starting a cult worshipping the almighty block. So come on in and see if tonight is the night you lose respect for your fellow players and mentally downgrade them from “friend” to “pet”. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SlimCraftHub

attraction, Blood work, diet, Exercise, Expenses, family, financial burden, health concerns, Marriage, nagging, Nutritionist, obesity, physical health, portion control, Resentment, sales job, SlimCraftHub, stress, trainer, travel, weight loss

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	1431
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Emeralds Found:	5461	Dragon Eggs Found:	5619
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Forget about your husband’s weight struggles and financial worries, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or survive against the creepers. Who needs a nagging wife when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you conquer the virtual world?

Join us and let loose all your stress and frustrations in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Who knows, maybe your husband will even join you on the server and discover a new passion for mining and crafting. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast playing with us and forgetting about all your real-life troubles.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will make you forget all about your husband’s weight and financial woes. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and laughs?

ObsessedFood Minecraft Server

acquired taste, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary journey, delicacies, DISHES, DISLIKES, favorites, Flavors, Food, Gastronomy, Meals, Minecraft, ObsessedFood, Obsession, PALATE, Preferences, Server, SNACKS, Taste, Treats

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when they see you coming.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow year-round for your snacking pleasure. And don’t even get us started on the magical Potato Patch, where potatoes come in every flavor imaginable, from pizza to cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with a new kind of food you never thought you’d love!

RichCraft: From Rags to Diamonds

class divide, diamonds, Financial Success, hard work, Lifestyle, MONEY, opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, POVERTY, Privilege, Rags, redditors, Rich, RichCraft, shock, social status, societal norms, success, upbringing, wealth gap, Wealthy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ores Mined:	4356
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in poverty and ready to experience the luxurious life of the rich? Join our Minecraft server and learn all about the biggest shocks of being wealthy from former Redditors who have made it big! From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to golden armor, you’ll be living like a Minecraft king in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of millionaire Ender Dragons who love to throw lavish parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and your bank account!

CraftyCommiesPeaceTalks

Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesPeaceTalks, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Négotiation, peace agreement, peace diplomacy, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, record high, russians, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

lol imagine if u could solve world peace by playing minecraft on this server. like, u join and suddenly u have the power to convince entire countries to have peace talks. we have a secret button that when u press it, world leaders get a notification to come play minecraft with u and talk things out. who knew block building could be so powerful? join now and be a part of history in the making! #minecraft4peace #worldleadersplayminecraft

PubCraft: Serving Soldiers & Silliness

ALE, Beer, British Pubs, British Restaurants, cultural influence, Drinking Establishments, Food and drink, general population, History, Hospitality, local business, long tail tags, Military, Occupying British Soldiers, pub culture, PubCraft, Public Houses, serving, silliness, social gathering, soldiers, tourism, Traditional, Western world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	9152	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own british pub and serve virtual british soldiers instead of regular players!! imagine the chaos of trying to keep those rowdy soldiers happy with virtual pints of ale and fish n chips!! create the ultimate pub experience and watch as the soldiers get more and more intoxicated, leading to hilarious virtual shenanigans!! join now for a chance to be crowned the ultimate virtual pub owner and ruler of the british army!! it’s gonna be a riot, literally!!

LuminanceCraft: Where brains learn to see!

black-and-white images, brain development, brain learning, brain plasticity, Brains, cognitive development., cognitive neuroscience, color identification, color perception, color processing, early childhood development, learn, luminance perception, LuminanceCraft, neural pathways, neuroscience research, object recognition, retina development, sensory information, Visual Development, visual learning, visual processing, visual stimuli

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we make ur brain learn to see colours and black n white like a pro! our scientists have discovered da secret to makin ur brain smart AF at tellin da diff between colours and shades. u gonna be like a genius in no time, all thanks to our wacky server! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where the cobwebs are just part of the decor

application, CLOSET, cobwebs, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, decor, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, part, Players, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Seed, Server, smp, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	1268
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Ores Mined:	2827	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Features	Create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events
Plugins	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs

FAQ

How do I join the Janitors Closet SMP server?

To join, please fill out an application after reading the server rules. You can find the application link on the server’s Discord channel.

What is the server’s community like?

We aim to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server.

What changes are coming to the server?

With the upcoming reset and remodel, there will be a brand-new seed, rule changes, and greater roleplay opportunities for new players.

What can I expect in terms of plugins on the server?

Some of the plugins you can expect on the server are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.

Where can I join the server’s Discord channel?

You can join the server’s Discord channel by following this link.

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