We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Join our server for a chance to ride a pig into battle, marry a chicken, or start a sheep cult – the possibilities are endless! Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to kill a cow, it will turn into a raging bull ready to take you down. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) challenge!
So come on over and join the fun – just beware of any angry animal lovers who may try to take you down for your unconventional relationships. It’s a jungle out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way on our crazy Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a strict hentai-only policy, so leave your vanilla stuff at the door. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we’ve also got a special Pokemon section where you can catch ’em all and battle it out with other players.
Just remember, on this server, there’s no room for real-life nonsense. So leave your inhibitions at the door and come join us for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!
Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).
If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!
1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?
2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.
3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.
4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!
5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!
Reasons to join:
Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?
Whether you’re looking to build a cozy dog house for your furry friend or embark on a quest to find the rarest breed of dog in the land, our server has something for everyone. Who needs outdated laws when you can create your own rules in our virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want things to get too ruff!
But wait, there’s more! The main currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden nuggets. And every full moon, a giant dragon made out of TNT spawns and you have to defeat it with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
Join our server if you want to fulfill all your wildest fantasies that you would never dare try in real life. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Why not! Want to have a dance party with creepers? Sure, why not!
Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and do things you never thought possible in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAKE FACTORY WHERE WE MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS CAKES YOU’VE EVER TASTED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY’RE ALL BIRTHDAY CAKES! EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE RAREST MINECRAFT PET OF ALL TIME? THE BIRTHDAY LLAMA! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THIS LLAMA ONLY SPAWNS ONCE A YEAR ON OUR SERVER, AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND IT, YOU’LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR BIRTHDAY BONANZA MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU! 🎉🎂🥳
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Welcome to Survival World
A brand new server featuring: • A hard economy • A robust Jobs & Skills system • A strict No Pay2Win policy
We’re upgrading daily to deliver a continuously evolving survival adventure.
Be part of something new and exciting! Vote now to earn rewards and help us grow!
Stay updated on our latest ideas and server improvements by joining our Discord 🙂
45.93.248.80:25032
All Core Game Modes Planned! (Currently: Survival) Survival Mode Highlights: Factories, Auction House, Levels, Jobs, Quests, Skills, Cosmetics, Warps, Teams, Kits, and Crates. 5 Unique Crates – Earnable & premium crates with powerful rewards. Subscription System – Unlock perks across ALL game modes. Seasonal Events & Special Crates – Limited-time content and rewards. Custom Player Homes – Personalize your in-game space. Achievements & Trophies – Earn rewards for completing goals. Enhanced Social Features – More team & friend options. Factions Mode – Large-scale warfare, economies, and leaderboards. Skyblock Mode – Island building, economy, and challenges. Prisons Mode – Custom mines, prestige ranks, bots, and economy. Random Events – Dynamic surprises across all game modes. Cross-Game Rewards – Earn prizes across multiple modes. PvP Tournaments – Compete for top ranks and rewards. Global Leaderboards – Track progress across all game modes.
play.formidra.net:25804
| Description | Join a Minecraft smp where you represent a country by becoming the president or a citizen. Battle and trade with other nations. |
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| Discord | Join Discord Here |
To join the server, first join the Discord linked above. From there, you will receive instructions on how to join the server.
Yes! You can become the president of your own country or join an ongoing country as a citizen.
You can participate in battles between nations, trade with other countries, build your nation, and engage in diplomacy.