We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Join our server for a chance to ride a pig into battle, marry a chicken, or start a sheep cult – the possibilities are endless! Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to kill a cow, it will turn into a raging bull ready to take you down. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) challenge!
So come on over and join the fun – just beware of any angry animal lovers who may try to take you down for your unconventional relationships. It’s a jungle out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way on our crazy Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a strict hentai-only policy, so leave your vanilla stuff at the door. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we’ve also got a special Pokemon section where you can catch ’em all and battle it out with other players.
Just remember, on this server, there’s no room for real-life nonsense. So leave your inhibitions at the door and come join us for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!
So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!
Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).
If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!
1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?
2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.
3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.
4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!
5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!
Reasons to join:
Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?
Whether you’re looking to build a cozy dog house for your furry friend or embark on a quest to find the rarest breed of dog in the land, our server has something for everyone. Who needs outdated laws when you can create your own rules in our virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want things to get too ruff!
My Force Minecraft Server
A World War 2 RP/PVP server where you can hop on and have a blast! We’ve got custom Movecraft and Cannons to make cool vehicles and big guns. Vote to get over 60 types of guns. Join now for some epic battles!
198.50.234.39
| Key Features | Modded SMP with Create Mod and Origins |
|---|---|
| Gameplay Mechanics | Weekly events, traditional weapons, man-made machines, exclusive loot, special superpowers |
| Community Aspects | Active player base, engaging events |
| Discord | Join Discord |
The server features the Create Mod and Origins.
Players will engage in combat using traditional weapons or man-made machines like Tanks and Airships to obtain exclusive loot.
Origins on this server grant players special superpowers, but with associated costs. For example, the ability to teleport may come with a restriction on touching water.
MineWorld
MineWorld is a cool survival server that started in 2020. They want to give players the best survival experience with cool stuff like Daily rewards, Voting rewards, crates, jobs, slime fun, and more. Join the fun community and play now!
142.44.149.35
They’ve got clans, races, pets, weekly conquests, events, and lots more fun stuff to do.
Best part? Everything is totally free for everyone! No VIP, no chests, no payments at all 😀
Come join the fun at ElZoo!
elzoo.es
Jigokucraft
**About the Network:** Jigokucraft is a cool network of servers where peeps hang out. They’re all about being nice and having fun together.
**Servers:** – Creative: Build stuff on 150×150 plots – Survival: Survive with Towny – World Edit for building – Jobs to earn money – Get hitched with Marriage – Drive vehicles and sell stuff at Chest Shop – Economy stuff and more!
Check them out at [Jigokucraft.us](https://jigokucraft.us)
jigokucraft.us
SpaceCraft
NEW FACTIONS SERVER LOOKING TO GROW OVER TIME (Sabre factions by Driftay)
spacecraft.apexmc.co:25591
Crimson Ingot
When you go to Templehelm, you’ll see a world full of Magic, Intrigue, Adventure, and Deities!
These super powerful Deities watch over the People and Land – and you’ll get cool Powers, Skills, and Abilities based on the Creed you pick – each one has special game-changing powers. Show off your Shrine and Temple building skills to get rewards and love from the Deities. If you’re super devoted, a Deity might even join you in battle to unleash their godly anger.
Check out the cool leveling system with different skill trees and playstyles!
There’s tons of powerful magic in this world – spells for attacking and defending are a big deal in this high-energy world.
Explore the map to find awesome Treasure and be part of a story happening right in front of you.
Try out the Settlement building system that lets Factions get more Traits and Powers to beat their enemies or protect their friends.
The world gets more exciting with your roleplay and anything can happen. You could defeat a god or run a bar. The world changes based on what you do!
CrimsonIngot has custom plugins, area chat, and lots more!
play.CrimsonIngot.net
Survival Fun
Survival Fun is a cool server that wants to give you a fun vanilla-like gaming time with a super cool community of players. They keep it simple; no crazy features or ranks here. They love talking to their players; they do polls, fun events like Base of the Month, challenges, and games with the community! Plus, they just got a new map on February 5th!
survivalfun.co
FlipsideMc
FlipsideMc – A fresh beginning!
play.flipsidemc.com
AlphaCraft
Welcome to AlphaCraft! Our server is brand new (12/5/2022). We’re a server for adults 18 and up, looking for members to help our community grow and have a good time. Join us to relax after work, build, chat, and chill without any stress from kids begging for stuff or bothering you. Let’s have a great time together!
play.alphacraft.live