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CraftyMcFunnyLand: Onimai Mihari Edition – Bestest Minecraft Server Everrrr!!! #lolz #trendy #gamerlife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your incel brother’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server where you can skip straight to building epic uni-themed structures with your brocon skills. Watch out for players wearing dirty lab coats though, they might be up to some fraudulent activities like sending unsuspecting players off to a middle school full of underage mobs. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a uniquely chaotic gaming experience!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Farms Harvested:	673	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3779
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	907815
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	6876

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Potions Brewed:	153
Mines Excavated:	4557	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!