| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 584 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8169 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2003 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9112 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 243 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3292 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 241 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 273 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 459 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 314 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.
But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3533 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 470 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.
we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.
plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8873 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.
> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!
> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.
> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4062 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 456969 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 519 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7565 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
