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RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	4249	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	635	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7760	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	2796
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

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TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8507	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	6711	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

CoolFandomsCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	121
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	7352	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	872

Forget those toxic fanbases, come join our Minecraft server where the fanbase is so cool, they put the “ice” in “nice”! Our players are so chill, they could give Elsa a run for her money.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!