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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1444 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 2918 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
