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Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Animals Bred:	153
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

#BlackedCards, #DokiDokiLiteratureClub, #EarnedOrgasms, #SlurStrokes, ai, BLA, blacked, BNWO, booru, cked, clothing, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV, smp, Templates, tutorials

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Emeralds Found:	247	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

PiggySMP.xyz:19132

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Sky’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

A chaotic paradise.

BonkNetwork

Adventure, BonkNetwork, Community, Custom Ranks, Duels, Economy, Fun, Gear, In-Game Shop, innovation, Minecraft, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Thrilling Battles, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4112	New Chunks Explored:	294362
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

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Momcest General Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Night Skies:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!