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Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	767	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

Adventure, Blizzard, blockcraft, Community, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gaming, Gear, general, Legendary, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quests, Raids, smp, strategies, The Excitement Within, Updates, world, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	271
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NeighborlyNonsense

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disdain, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, gatherings, guests, informal, misunderstanding, neighbor, NeighborlyNonsense, Permission, Respect, Social Skills, Straightening, stress, Wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6478	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	3469	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4516	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Animals Bred:	172	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	145	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!