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TripSucksMC Server

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Concert, Disappointment, emotional, feeling neglected, feeling unheard, feeling unimportant, Frustration, Gratitude, inconsiderate, INVISIBLE, picky eater, quality time, relationship, selfish, Server, Surprise, TripSucksMC, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1545	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of feeling invisible in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and become the star of the show! We promise not to ignore your needs like this boyfriend did. In fact, we’ll go above and beyond to make sure you feel special and appreciated. Plus, our in-game shopping center is to die for – way better than any Asian food joint. So come on over and let us show you the love and attention you deserve!

SaverMenuSassCraft

ANNOYED, celebration, celebration dinner, Communication, Date night, DATING, Disappointment, Expectations, fancy restaurant, fine dining, Gratitude, high paid job, limited options, luxury dining., mid 6 figures, pre-ordered, saver menu, SaverMenuSassCraft, taster of the High life, ungrateful

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you to the fanciest virtual restaurants to celebrate your achievements! Our server owner claims to have a virtual high-paying job, so you know you’ll be dining in style.

But beware, our owner may surprise you with a pre-ordered saver menu, offering only two virtual dinner options and desserts for a reduced price. Will you be able to handle the disappointment of not being able to order what you want in our virtual fancy restaurant?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of being told you’re ungrateful for not appreciating a virtual “taster of the High life”! Who needs real-life fancy restaurants when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the virtual feasts begin!

CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	9849	Emeralds Found:	4797
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	119

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crime

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.

BrainBarrierBusters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, blood-brain barrier dysfunction, blood-brain barrier integrity, brain function, brain health, brain health innovations, brain protection, BrainBarrierBusters, cognitive decline, diagnostic approaches, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, molecular signatures, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological treatments, neurology, treatment strategies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Votes:	8732	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	2623	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain teaser, man. it’s like your brain is a barrier and this server is gonna disrupt it in the most epic way possible. we got crazy molecular signatures that will blow your mind, literally.

join this server if you wanna unlock the secrets of Alzheimer’s disease in the most wacky and wild way possible. we’re talking about diagnostic and treatment approaches that will make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s disrupt some blood-brain barriers together! it’s gonna be a brain-tastic time, dude.

💮Midnight Oasis💮

Abilities, Art gallery, Casual, Chill, Community, content creators, Custom Items, Events, Friendly, Fun, Hangout, MCMMO, Midnight Oasis, Minecraft, Needplayers, non toxic, Partnerships, pet channels, Pictures, player-driven economy, Relaxing, Server, Skills, special roles, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	909581	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Come join The Midnight Oasis for a relaxing server that is non-toxic and full of friendly members.

What do we offer? Good question. We offer the following…

So why not join our server and see for yourself?

c716.feathermc.gg

Welcome to the land of WoA, where Vanilla is spicier than ever! Version 1.21

Abuse, Account.., Cheat, Detailed, developers, Discord, Experience, Explanation, exploit, gameplay, Ip:, Land, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, player, Respect, rules, Safety, Server, spicier, Tips, Vanilla, Version, Website, WOA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

World Generation Date	June 13, 2024
Server Mode	Vanilla
Server IP	mc.playwoa.com

Our brand new Vanilla Mode server is now live!

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is the world generation date?	June 13, 2024
What is the server IP?	mc.playwoa.com
What is the server mode?	Vanilla
Where can I find more information?	Visit our website at https://playwoa.com or join our Discord at https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

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ElderlyCraft Minecraft Server

alzheimer’s, BLOODBATH, civil war, Congress, corrupt politicians, Corruption, elderly politics, ElderlyCraft, future of the country, intelligence, leader, Minecraft, MONEY, old men, Overthrow, people of conscience, POLITICAL CRISIS, restart, Server, soviet union, united states, War, young people

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ores Mined:	8107	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the United States political crisis is just a hilarious backdrop to our epic gameplay! Join us as we navigate through a world where corrupt old men run the show and young people are the only hope for change.

Embark on quests to arrest corrupt politicians in Congress and replace them with players of conscience. Or if you’re feeling extra adventurous, start an all-out civil war to overthrow the entire system and let the country start fresh.

Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the drama and chaos in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughs, action, and maybe even a little bit of anarchy. See you in-game!

StrapChamp Minecraft Server

Champion, champion strap, championship strap, Minecraft, Server, StrapChamp, title belt, title holder, wrestling, wrestling belt, wrestling champ, wrestling champion, wrestling champion holder, wrestling champion strap, wrestling champion title., wrestling championship, wrestling title, wrestling title belt, wrestling title belt holder, wrestling title champ, wrestling title champion, wrestling title holder, wrestling title holder strap

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Star Shards Collected:	282	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles where you can hold the legendary “champion strap” and reign supreme over all other players. Just imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you become the champ!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

CraftyCigsNoMore

corporate influence, CraftyCigsNoMore, Government, government transparency, health policy, lobbying, lobbying influence, political decisions, public health, public interest, regulations, rishi sunak, smoking ban, smoking cessation, smoking-related illnesses, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco firms, tobacco industry, tobacco lobby, UK politics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

haha u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest party in town but in block form. we got pigs flying, chickens wearing sunglasses, and creepers doing the cha cha slide. oh and did i mention the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to boogie down? yea, it’s lit.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon tried to get in but we were like nah, you gotta defeat us first. and guess what? he couldn’t handle our sick building skills and got rekt.

oh and get this, our server is so cool that even Rishi Sunak tried to ban it because he was jealous of how much fun we were having. but we were like nah bro, you can’t stop the party train.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but that just adds to the excitement, right?