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Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2574	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Players Killed by Monsters:	2314

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3631	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3211
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crops Grown:	6505
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Animals Bred:	49
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3593
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Towns Built:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!