Best Retail Simulation Games – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

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Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

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MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

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ConspiracyCraft SMP

#classified information, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, CONVINCING, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, mysterious occurrences, secret societies, skeptical viewpoint, smp, suppressed information, suspicious activity, truth hidden, unexplained events, whistleblower testimonies

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyCravings

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

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TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server

aggression, annexation, border, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Politics, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, TerritorialTussle, Territory, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!!

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HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal

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hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even hamas is releasin hostages just to play on it. yea, u heard me right. dey like “yo, we gotta get in on dis minecraft action, forget bout da hostages.” so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den join dis server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be da next big deal like gallant or sumthin. so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get dis party started!

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ADHDgeneCraft

adhd, ADHDgeneCraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Genes, genetic disorders, genetic factors, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic variability, hereditary conditions, identified, inherited, neurodevelopmental disorders, parents, Rare genetic changes, Risk, spontaneous, study data, underpinnings

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! We got rare genetic changes that are so spontaneous, you won’t even know what hit you! And get this, these changes aren’t inherited from your parents, so you can blame all your ADHD on us!

We’ve got over a thousand genes just waiting to mess with your brain and make your Minecraft experience the craziest ride of your life. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that messes with your attention and hyperactivity levels?

Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity of our ADHD-inducing Minecraft server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. So buckle up and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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TBC

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The TBC official minecraft server. Users must join discord to verify their account prior to playing.

207.181.203.131

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CraftyCollapse Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, breakdown, Chaos, Civilization, collapse, collapse aftermath, collapse consequences, collapse predictions, collapse scenarios, CraftyCollapse, depopulation, Dystopia, Endgame, Future, Minecraft, post-collapse world, Server, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal collapse aftermath, society, Survival, uncertainty

Welcome to our post-apocalyptic Minecraft server where the only rule is survival of the fittest! Join us as we navigate through a world ravaged by chaos and destruction, where depopulation is just the tip of the iceberg.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own empire from the ground up, recruit allies to fend off mutant hordes, and even ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a showdown between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of zombie llamas? Or participate in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (a.k.a. a pig with wings), because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: The Pw-Approved WWE Superstars Showdown

AJ Styles, Alpha Academy, american made, apollo crews, approved wwe superstars, awesome truth, Baron Corbin, bron breakker, bronson sneed, Chelsea Green, Cody Rhodes, Damage CTRL, finnerman, Grayson Waller, gunther, Ilja Dragunov, Isla Dawn, judgment day (new), LA Knight, logan paul, Ludwig Kaiser, Minecraft, Naomi, Nia Jax, pw, PwApproved, Roman Reigns, Sheamus, showdown, smp, superstars, the nu bloodline, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles!

Picture this: Judgment Day has arrived on our server, and the only way to survive is to team up with the likes of Bronson Sneed, Bron Breakker, and American Made. But watch out for Gunther and Ludwig Kaiser, they’re always causing trouble!

Need some muscle on your side? Sheamus and Ilja Dragunov are here to lend a hand. And don’t even get me started on Isla Dawn and Damage CTRL, they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But the real fun begins when Awesome Truth, Baron Corbin, and Apollo Crews enter the scene. AJ Styles, Cody Rhodes, and Roman Reigns are also here to shake things up. And let’s not forget about the Nu Bloodline, Finnerman, and Grayson Waller – they’re always up to no good!

Need a break from all the chaos? Hang out with Naomi, Nia Jax, LA Knight, and even Logan Paul. And keep an eye out for Chelsea Green, she’s always causing a stir!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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