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> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

aew, AEWtists, Audience, Chant, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, Fans, fucking, Main Event, Minecraft, Performance, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, SUUUUUUUUCKS.., Unnecessary, WOOOOOOOAH, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1364	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

Amorim, Amr, Bodo/Glimts, determination, Effort, Europa League, FAITH, FATIGUE, forumscp, Happened, in, Injuries, Lads, manchester united, Minecraft, mug, optimism, out, Pain, Reinforcements, Season, smp, SUICIDE, Tactics, twitter

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

#youtube, Caspurr, Caspurr Catacini, Caspurr clip playlist, clip playlist, Happy, merch, Minecraft, Official, Old thread, OP Template, OrcClips, Professor Lando, randon, Randon Caspurr General, Randon clip playlist, Randon Neuring, Server, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving edition, twitch, twitter, VOD Archive, XCOM 2

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5ng9.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, celebration, Crafty, family, Friends, giving thanks, gratefulness, Gratitude, Happiness, hidya vebes, holiday, joy, love, Memories, Minecraft, positivity, Reflection, Server, thankful, Thanksgiving, tradition, VIBES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and hilarious pranks that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hidya Vebes, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just track down a Hidya Vebe and make your wish!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our epic parkour courses that will test your skills and patience to the max? Trust us, you’ll be laughing (and maybe crying) as you try to navigate through our insane obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden Hidya Vebe that will change your gameplay forever.

Claim Your Millennial Fu Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, branding, career, Claim, claim your millenialfu, digital age, empowerment, Entrepreneurship, generation, Identity, Lifestyle, Marketing, millenialfu, millennial, Minecraft, personal development, self improvement, smp, social media, success, trends, young adults

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3880	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can claim your very own millenialfu! What’s a millenialfu, you ask? It’s a magical creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds! And the best part? You can ride it around the server and show off to all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of feathers and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away to funky beats and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

findx8

24/7 uptime, beginner friendly, building, Community, creativity, epic structures, Exploration, Fun, growing server, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Resources, Server Events, Survival, teamwork, Welcoming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

FindX8SMP is a small Minecraft survival multiplayer server with keep inventory enabled, making it beginner-friendly and perfect for stress-free exploration and building. With 24/7 uptime, players can join anytime to enjoy a tight-knit community focused on teamwork and creativity. Whether you’re gathering resources, building epic structures, or taking part in server events, FindX8SMP offers a fun and welcoming experience for everyone. Join now and be part of this growing server!

findx8.minefort.com

Super Soldiers Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, China, Combat, Defense, Future, genetic engineering, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, intelligence, medical doctor, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Server, soldiers, storming the beaches, strategy, Super, super soldiers, Technology, UFC fighter, WARFARE, world war 3, Xi Ming

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about the impending doom of World War 3? Look no further! Our server is home to Xi Ming, a 130 IQ medical doctor and UFC fighter from China who will be leading the charge against the enemy forces. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to team up with the ultimate warrior in the fight for survival. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, including fighting alongside a super smart doctor who can kick butt like nobody’s business? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server today and prepare for the ultimate showdown!