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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5168 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 331 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7487 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
1. Our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles.
2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their rebellion or fight against them? The choice is yours.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck to anyone who finds it. But beware, the Diamond Pig is also known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.