best of tortillaland Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	286
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	168

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3813	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Meteorites Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Towns Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	7219

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!

SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

BrotherlyGifts2021

aita, BrotherlyGifts2021, deserving, family dynamics, financial burden, Generosity, Gifts, Good Kid, Job Search, Last year, little brother, mom, no return, out of work, Resentment, sibling relationship, spending money, Struggle, unappreciated, Upset

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5589	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on ungrateful family members? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to appreciate your generosity! Join us and leave behind the real world drama of ungrateful siblings and lazy parents.

On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!

Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!