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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4971 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!