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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1992 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1604 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
well, guess what? on our server, that kind of tragedy will never happen! because we have magical save file protection that guarantees your progress will never be lost. like, ever. you could build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig and it will be safe and sound forever.
plus, we have the most epic events you’ve ever seen in minecraft. like, once a month, we have a massive battle royale where everyone fights to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor. winner gets a real life chicken nugget delivered to their doorstep. no joke.
oh, and did we mention our custom plugins? we have one that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas that drop diamonds when you kill them. and another that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. it’s like a magical piggyback ride, but in minecraft.
so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be on ours, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends? join us now and experience minecraft like never before!
