BEST OF 90S MUSIC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	2639	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	133720	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1165
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	981259
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	5180
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
Dragon Eggs Found:	6086	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!