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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4715 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.
But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.