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HerbicideHavocMC

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, u know how some servers are all boring and serious and stuff? well, not this one, dude! we got cows flying through the sky, spraying herbicides everywhere! it’s like a crazy disco party, but with trees getting wrecked instead of dancing! come join us and help save the environment by causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious way possible! plus, u get to hang out with some cool cows who are totally down to party. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some mischief together!

Workplace Cashback Loop

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7770

so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you will enter a world where every block you break has a chance of dropping real life cash! imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a hundred dollar bill pops out, like whaaat?! it’s like a treasure hunt but with actual treasure!

not only that, but every time you build a sick house or defeat a boss, your boss at work might notice and give you a raise! it’s like a secret code between the game and your job, making you a minecraft millionaire in no time!

plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the luckier you get in real life. people have reported finding money on the street, winning the lottery, and even getting free pizza deliveries just by being part of this epic minecraft community!

so come join us and start your journey to riches and success, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your bank account, but who cares when you’re rolling in diamonds and dollar bills, amirite?!

TLR713’s Prankster Paradise

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so, like, have you ever wanted to be a superhero in minecraft? well, on our server, you can be like, the ultimate virus-fighting warrior! join us and harness the power of TLR713, the most epic TLR7 agonist in all the land!

we’ve got crazy battles against evil PRV replication, where you can show off your antiviral therapy skills and save the day! become a legend in the minecraft world and prove that you are the ultimate hero against viruses!

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! who knew fighting viruses could be so much fun in minecraft?!

GServersMC.xyz

Anarchy, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, Factionsuuid, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to GSERVERSMC!

IP: g.gserversmc.xyz

Come and experience the best Minecraft adventure today!

G.GServersmc.xyz

No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

Back to Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	198

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

MommaCraft: F Off Edition

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	6082

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

DeathtasticCelebHoax

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories! We have secret tunnels leading to underground bunkers where Elvis Presley and Tupac are chilling together, sipping on diamond-studded milkshakes. But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal to a parallel universe where Michael Jackson is moonwalking on the moon! So come on down and solve the mystery of which famous person successfully faked their death – the answer might just blow your blocky mind!

CraftyNATOvsRussia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, we got this crazy story where, like, NATO allies, like, took over some russian assets and used them to fund artillery for ukraine. like, what even is that, bro?

join this server and, like, experience the wildest adventures ever. build crazy stuff, battle epic monsters, and, like, maybe even start a world war or something. who knows, man? anything can happen in this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, like, for real.