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ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	770737	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

PeePeePrincessServer

bedwetter, bedwetting denial, chronic bedwetter, compassion, emotional toll., family dynamics, Family Support, household conflicts, hygiene issues, parenting challenges, PeePeePrincessServer, personal hygiene, Resentment, sibling problems, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage bedwetting, teenage behavior, teenage issues, teenage struggles

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Animals Bred:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bedwetting you’ll find is when someone spills their water while building a water slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t find any soaked diapers lying around? Look no further! Our server is clean and hygienic, unlike some households we won’t name. Plus, we promise that no one will blame their wet diapers on their little sister here.

Forget about dealing with a stinky house and a sister who can’t smell her own accidents – on our server, the only thing that stinks is the competition! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, it’s not selfish to want a clean and pleasant environment, so come on over and leave the mess behind!

BirdFluCraft

avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluCraft, contamination, findings, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health risks, heat treatment, infectious diseases, microbiology, pasteurization, poultry industry, Prevention, public health, research, scientific discovery, study, Transmission, Virus, virus survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ

acceptance, beauty, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, Diversity, empowerment, fashion, fashion statement, Inclusivity, Individuality, self love, short kings, short people, short queens, ShortKingsHQ, Style, trends, underboob, UnderboobCraft, Unique

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!

#criminology, Allowed, characteristics, city planning, Community safety, CreeperPark, Crime Prevention, environmental design, Griefing, incidence, influence, landscape architecture, law enforcement, nationwide study, public green spaces, public health, risk factors, Safety, sexual crimes, social behavior, Urban planning, Usa, victimization

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest green spaces that will make you commit sexual crimes! 🤣🌳 Our nationwide study in the USA showed that players who visit our green spaces are more likely to get frisky and have a wild time in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner criminal out in the most hilarious way possible! 😂🔥🎮

Erywizk griefer server Minecraft JAVA+BEDROK server Minecraft

bedrok, Erywizk, griefer, java, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Divine Spears Created:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Potions Brewed:	190	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

The owner of the server “Erywizk griefer server Minecraft JAVABEDROK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.237.51:20719

MindTrap Cross-Play Survival

AGES, amazing, backgrounds, BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Enjoy, Fun, Game, Join, June 17 2024, MindTrap, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Noeconomy, Play, Server, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

MindTrap Survival

Come Join the Server and Have a great time

New Server as Of June 17 2024

Hope to See you there and build an Amazing server where people of all ages and backgrounds can enjoy the best game ever invented.

https://discord.gg/aUAqGBVM3d

45.43.12.164:25587

MineCraft server: /lig/ – Large Indies Global

ASP, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, Global, indie, indie vtubers, indies, Large, large indies global, lig, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Swarm, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	8982
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we track down and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join, you ask? Well, we all know big indie vtubers have a lot of fans, but here, we cater to the VIPs who want something a little more exclusive.

Can you shill your 499view oshi here? Of course! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re good to go. We’ve got a list of the top indie vtubers for you to check out, including some non-English ones for that international flair.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have only one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re fair game here. Check out our /lig/ Numbers website for all the stats you need.

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards (oooooh), and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar for all your vtuber needs. Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, actual ducks.

So come join our Minecraft server and let’s explore the world of indie vtubers together. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you there!

FlipCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, Cleanup, egg explosion, everywhere, Flip, FlipCraft, flips, food fight, funny, gross, kitchen disaster, kitchen mishap, Messy, Minecraft, prank, rotten egg, Server, Smelly, splatters, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected mess, yucky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most egg-citing place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of flipping eggs and watching them splatter everywhere – it’s like a virtual food fight that never ends!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Rotten Egg Olympics, where players compete in egg-citing challenges like Egg Toss, Egg Relay, and Egg Roulette (watch out for the explosive eggs!). The winner gets a golden egg filled with diamonds – talk about a yolktastic prize!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cracking good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the egg-citement that awaits you. See you there!

CreeperCrafters United

BIZARRE, chilling, CreeperCrafters, creepy, creepy comments, creepy sex, creepy talk, Disturbing, eerie, Frightening, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Scary, sex, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, United, unnerving, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to spice up your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible!

Join us if you want to hear creepy things like “I’m going to mine you like a block of obsidian” whispered in your ear while you’re building your dream castle. Our players are not afraid to take things to the next level, both in the game and in the chat.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can roleplay their wildest fantasies. Want to be chased by a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you want to brag about it to your friends later.