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ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	5082
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	820
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4263
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Ores Mined:	6077	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

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Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	6287
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1608	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!