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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 451 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 91 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.