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Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	154	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	5957
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Crops Grown:	3162	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	5843	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5219	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9392
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA